Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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