so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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