i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
she looked like the before picture.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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