GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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