talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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