Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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