why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
God, I missed his penis.
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