It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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