I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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