he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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