i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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