My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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