I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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