I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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