So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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