In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So squirting runs in the family.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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