sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
too bad you live with your parents still
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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