Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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