roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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