But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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