I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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