So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I want her autograph on my taint
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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