what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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