how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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