We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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