You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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