Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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