Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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