Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
