Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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