I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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