I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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