Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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