carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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