Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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