4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So much Jack, so little girl.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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