You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I think my moral compass just broke
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