thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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