Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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