Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Who died my cat blue again?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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