I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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