My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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