You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Randomize
