: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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