We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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