how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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