butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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