that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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