i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
These tits shall not be calmed
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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