Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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