we have officially lost it.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
