who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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