I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
i've created a new STD.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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